written on mother's day

If you are a mother, thinks Like Totally, you must know how scary it is to bear a babe.
If you are an artist, you fear to bring to existence another thing, but what can you do?
Praise the mother, praise the father, praise the Creative Force!
It is strange, though, continues Like Totally, that when I am born, it seems natural, but when I am about to bear a painting, I look around for permission. Is it okay to paint a painting when no one asks? Is there a place for such things?
Babes, oh babes of all cultures, cries Like Totally, you must undergo cultivation to be accepted in societies, or they have jails for you. Please, behave, don't do what others don't and look accordingly!
Oh, my poor-poor creations, laments Like Totally, why are you so, so...
uncultivated?!